Booger's in the outhouse, hidin' down the hole. Better jump up quick, 'fore he steals your soul. Don't let him grab you. He'll pull you down. This ain't the sort of place, where you'd want to drown.
DOT Author: David Boyd
Old Aunt Dot dipped snuff a lot. It is my perception that she died a virgin, with unsatisfied urging. Snuff is a fine contraception.
I SAW HER ONE TIME Author: David Boyd
Down in the woods where nobody goes, there lived an old woman who wore no clothes. I saw her one time, and I'll declare I understand why nobody goes down there.
ROSES ARE RED Author: Anonymous
Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a redneck, and you are one too.
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