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You might be a Redneck if...
your idea of a romantic gift is His and Hers camo vests.
you think women who are out of your league bowl on another night.
you use your fishing license as a form of I.D.
you think mega bytes is a good day fishin'.
you use the window to get in and out of your car.
you've ever tuned a truck with a hammer.
you've ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.